FANTASY BASKETBALL NERDS UNITE
2014-2015 Season Recap with Trade Analysis +
Exclusive Interview
With
League Champion Blake Richardson
Play-by-Play Announcer
talking, “Stephen Curry takes the ball down the floor, gets a screen at
the top of the key. He Shoots--BANG!
Another 3 pointer for Curry! He can’t be stopped! How many 3’s is that tonight?
5 so far, Wow!”
“Whoever
has him on their fantasy team has to be ecstatic right now!”
Fade to a blonde, pale kid
sitting on couch crying. Yep that’s me, watching my fantasy
season come to a heartbreaking end at the hands of Stephen Curry. Frantically
my eyes keep darting to my laptop every 10 seconds hoping for some reason
Curry’s stats will just vanish off the scoreboard. Maybe the scorekeepers will take
away all his points and assists; he has to be cheating to be this good… I hope.
But the realization sinks in anyway. After all the hard work: the trades, the pickups,
the research; the hours I could have been doing something more productive and I
have come up just short.
I
have lost to my arch nemesis Blake Richardson in our Fantasy Basketball Finals.
My heart can’t take it! It’s too much. I search my mind for answers. Why did
Zach Randolph choose to suck the week I needed him most? Why did Bojan
Bogdanovic only play 9 minutes on the final day? Was Jeremy Lin really sick or
faking? Ricky Rubio, my beloved spanish
point guard, Por Que? The sting of betrayal is too much.
My
eyes begin to water; my tear ducts feel like damns that have been smashed open.
I swim in the painful tears of a fantasy loss.
As
I look back up at the TV, Stephen Curry looks directly into the camera at me as
he drains another three and laughs in my face. The damage of my soul will take
years to fix.
Ok
just kidding. LOL. So I like to exaggerate a little bit. Honestly though who am
I kidding? I love this shit. I made it all the way to the finals and it came
down to the final day!! One or two things go differently and I would have won. What
a great year!
I
want to say thanks to everyone who participated in our 6th annual
Fantasy Basketball League, especially our newest members Broneel, Big Mike, and
Giovanni. You guys played well and made the league more exciting. I look
forward to playing with you again next year.
This
league is by far my favorite of all the fantasy sports leagues I participate in.
We have the most competitive group of basketball enthusiasts I’ve ever played
against! I enjoy that every time were together we spend our time discussing trades
and talking about our team needs. If I had a dollar for every time I heard
someone say, “This guy fits my team,” I would be a millionaire. As Tyler would
always say to me, “Tim, Anthony Davis fits everyone’s team”. “Yeah well he fits
my team best of all!” I would emphatically reply. Either that or were
complaining about the horrible trade offers we have been sent. Again another
dollar for every time I heard, “So-and-so sent me this ridiculous trade!”
Millionaire to Billionaire!
Special
thanks should be given to our League Commissioner Tyler Brandt, who has led us
to two solid, controversy-free years. As some of you may know, our league suffered
many early struggles. There were controversies, arguments, rule changes, league
owner turnover and more. Friendships were tested and stretched.
Yep
it’s that serious.
We
want to win and we want to win BAD! That’s what makes this league so great. The
competition drives us to rethink strategies, try new things, and take more
risks. Money or not, it’s more about pride and proving you’re the most
knowledgeable, smartest fantasy basketballer there is. Even if one of us won
the league ten years in a row, we would not feel a shred of guilt. If you’re
looking for a sympathy win, this Isn’t the league for you.
Now
without Further ado, the exclusive one on one interview with this year’s League
Champion Blake Richardson
How does it
feel to be a first time champion?
It’s a dream come true. Ever since we
started this league 6 years ago, I’ve always dreamed of this day.
Based on how
you drafted, how do you feel about what you accomplished?
I actually didn’t draft my team. But
only 2 players from the original draft were on my final team, so I feel a sense
of accomplishment knowing that I was able to win the league with good trades
and pickups. Even if you draft poorly, there is still hope to turn your team
around and contend for a title.
What was the
best move you made during the season?
The best move I made was trading
Lebron for Curry. This was a bold move for me because in years past the thought
of trading away Lebron James was crazy. But ultimately Curry became my best
player and was a major factor in my Championship run.
What does it
take to become a champion?
I’ve always had good teams, and made
the playoffs almost every season. The key to finally getting over the hump for
me was making BOLD MOVES, like the Curry trade for example. It also comes down
to some luck and good timing.
Do you have
a mentor or anyone to thank for helping you accomplish your goal?
Someone told me a while ago that,
“You’re never gonna be good enough to play professional sports so you might as
well get into fantasy” Best advice I’ve ever got.
What impact
does this have on you going into next year? What’s your mindset?
After coming close so many times and
not winning a title, doubt about ever winning started to creep in and I
believed the Fantasy Gods were against me. Now that I finally won, I have a
sense of total confidence that I could win it every year.
Who is the
toughest person to trade within the league? What was the worst trade offer you
received?
I did receive a lot of bad trade
offers, but no one in particular stands out. I will say this though; Big Mike
really wanted Lamarcus Aldridge. LOL
Who is the
league curse?
In one way or another Brian will
always get his man and if he doesn’t you will be sorry, get your IR slot ready.
Who did u
want to beat the most this year in fantasy? Who’s your Rival?
My top threat and rival has always
been you, coming down the stretch of the season I knew we were going to be the
one and two seeds. So I knew if I had a chance to play you in the playoffs I
would want some payback for you beating me in the finals three years ago.
Revenge is sweet.
Which player
scares you the most the own?
Depends on what year it is, but this
year it was Lamarcus Aldridge. I knew that all it would take was one swipe to
that injured and thumb and my fantasy season would be done.
Which player
did you hate to own?
I’ve got a few actually. One is
Spencer Hawes, I owned him for part of the year and I was happy to drop him.
The other was Gerald Henderson, he is a disease. He is the ultimate fantasy
slut, I can’t think of anyone who hasn’t owned him at some point during the 6
years of fantasy.
Out of all
your years in fantasy which player was you’re Favorite to own?
Steve Nash, he was my favorite player
in the NBA. It was joy to watch him perform on the court and on my fantasy team
as well. I had him the year I made it to the finals but lost.
Which up and
comer in the league could contend for a future title?
Broneel, I’m glad he was on the other
side of the playoff the bracket this year because I did not want to have to
face him. He definitely has the potential to win it all in the future. He did
great for his first time in the league, making it all the way to the
semifinals.
If the NBA
gets locked out in 2017 and there’s no Fantasy Basketball what will u do?
Go to the top of a 30 story building
and jump off to spare everyone from my misery for missing out on Fantasy
basketball
What are the
keys to your Success?
Every day before looking at my
Fantasy Roster I go and STRETCH, stretching is the most important key to
fantasy success. It also pays to have good hip flexors and rock solid calves.
If you thought about drafting Kobe Bryant in the 1st round this year
and you think that’s a risk, try not stretching for a day.
Will your
favorite NBA team, the Sacramento Kings ever be good?
The year all of our fantasy trades go
through without any complaints is the year the Sacramento Kings will win the
Championship.
2014-2015 Trade
Analysis
Making trades is one of the most fun and exciting aspects
of Fantasy Basketball. However, trades can also cause the most controversy and
disputes. They can tear leagues apart and alienate owners. Everyone has his or
her opinion when a trade goes down.
“Why did Guy A give away
that star player? What is Guy B up too? What was he thinking?”
We pose these questions to
ourselves whenever a trade is accepted. We introspect and sort through our own
trading experiences, our biases towards certain owners based on their past
histories, and our biases towards the NBA players themselves. To Guy A the
player is overrated; to Guy B he is a star. To Guy A that player isn’t good
enough to be owned; to Guy B he is a must-own.
So who is right?
No one really knows for sure
until the season plays out and even then it’s not always clear who “won the
trade.” All we can do at the time the trade is accepted is to use all the
information we have available to us at the time try and look at each trade
logically, without bias and decide if it’s fair. I believe a strong veto system
with equally strong and knowledgeable owners are needed for trading to go
smoothly. Which I believe we have.
So here is the fun part: Who won?
I’ll give you my opinions. You
may not agree and that’s ok. What fun would it be if we agreed on everything?
Brian
trades: Nicolas Batum, Omer Asik
Big
Mike trades: Marc Gasol, Thad Young.
Analysis:
Brian gets the win. Marc Gasol finished as the #1 fantasy center and stayed
healthy all year long. The same can’t be said of Batum or Asik who both were
bothered with injuries for most of the year. Big Mike was definitely Asik-ing
for it
Tim
trades: Gordon Hayward, Jeff Teague, Kyle Korver
Brian
trades: Chris Paul, JJ Barea
Analysis:
I think I probably gave up more than I should so you could say just looking at
the players and nothing else Brian won. But I think this was a pretty even
trade overall. I got a top five player and room to make pickups. Brian got
three very solid pieces which gave his team a lot of depth. Teague and Hayward
had career years, Korver was solid as always. Chris Paul, well, he was Chris
Paul.
Blake
trades: Kevin Love
Troy
trades: Lamarcus Aldridge, Jose Calderon
Analysis:
Blake wins. Kevin Love did not live up to expectations, his shooting,
rebounding and scoring all down from years previous. Maybe he is not getting
the necessary Love there in Cleveland. Playing with other stars will do that
too you. Lamarcus, aside from a thumb injury scare, was his usual, solid self and
surprisingly efficient, too, with only 1.7 TO’s a game.
Troy
trades: Marcin Gortat, Jimmy Butler, Darren Collison, Ben Maclemore
Big
Mikes trades: Stephen Curry, Goran Dragic
Analysis:
Troy wins here. Collison got hurt; Bmac was relegated to the waiver wire and
too delivering pizzas. Stephen Curry had his best year ever; Dragic got his
wish and was traded to a full time PG role on the Heat. However, Big Mike did get
the depth he needed at the time, as well as soon-to-be Most Improved Player of
the Year and studly efficient Jimmy Butler.
Tyler
trades: Brandon Jennings
Big
Mike trades: Trevor Ariza, Joe Johnson
Analysis:
Tyler wins here but mainly cause of the season ending injury to Jennings. If
Jennings stays healthy all year I would give the win to Big Mike. Jennings was
just starting to round into form when he went down. Trevor Ariza and Joe had
down seasons compared to previous years. Don’t let Ariza Teaz Ya.
Big
Mikes trades: Omer Asik, Nicolas Batum
Troy
trades: Derrick Rose
Analysis:
By default I guess I give it to Troy. Although it’s hard to judge this one
fully if we take into consideration what happened after. Big Mike took a risk
with Rose, banking on Rose’s amazing durability, not. He was able to trade him
away just in the nick of time to Brian. Ill award Rose the “Hot Potato Player
of The Year” You pass him around and hope the music doesn’t stop when he is on
your team. So whoever was stuck with Rose at the end needs to treat the burns
on their hands. Batum Goes the Dynamite.
Troy
trades: Stephen Curry, Goran Dragic
Armeen
trades: Rajon Rondo, Serge Ibaka
Analysis:
Armeen wins this one. Like I mentioned above, Curry=STUD, Dragic gets to run
the show in Miami. Rondo gets traded to the Mavs and doesn't fit well. Dealing with Rondo, Is like that moment when you’re doing a puzzle and there is a piece that got in
there from another box and you’re wondering where the heck you’re supposed to
put it before realizing its from the wrong puzzle. His stats in “Fantasy” as
well as in “Real Life” suffer greatly. Not to mention the negative affect he
has had on the Mavericks; Troy was glad team chemistry rating was not included
in fantasy scoring. Serge was doing well but an injury cut his season short. The
Curry Carousel continues as well here.
Tony
trades: Carmelo Anthony, Brook Lopez, Bradley Beal
Brian
trades: Gordon Hayward, Aaron Afflalo, Thaddeus Young
Analysis:
This probably is the most controversial trade we had during the year. Aaron Afflalo
was a coming off the bench until an injury to Wes Matthews promoted him to a
starter. Thadd was getting mad and was playing inconsistent minutes, but was
later traded to Brooklyn and played well. My sleeper, Hayward had a solid year.
I was born in Hayward, just thought you should know. The trade was close to being
vetoed at the time, but due to the risk Brian was taking by trading for Anthony
after injury concerns, made it fair enough in the commissioner’s opinion to put
it through. Unfortunately for trade tycoon Brian, the rumors turned into
reality soon after the trade was processed and Anthony went out for the year.
My opinion; Tony wins this trade with a lot of luck.
Armeen
trades: Joakim Noah
Tyler
trades: Greg Monroe
Analysis:
Armeen wins. Joakim got banged up soon after the trade and there was too much
depth in Chicago with Pau and my boy Mirotic playing so well. The playing time wasn’t there. Monroe averaged a double double.
Tyler
trades: Joe Johnson
Brian
trades: Tony Wroten
Analysis:
Another one of those freak after trade injuries. Had quite a number of those
this year, makes you wonder if voodoo dolls and witchcraft might be involved. Wroten went out for the year right after the
trade. So Brian is the obvious winner here. But the real question is, where
does Brian keep the dolls?
Tim
trades: Dirk Nowitzki
Brian
trades: Zach Randolph
Analysis:
I’ll give myself the win here. I was reluctant to give up Dirk because I valued
his efficiency highly, but Randolph was too much to pass up. It took weeks for
me to finally give up my German Bomber. Lucky for me Dirk started a career
worst slump a week or two after the trade and Randolph went into beast mode.
Except for finals week…sigh.
Blake
trades: Isaiah Thomas, Tim Duncan, Mike Conley
Tyler
trades: Lebron James, Mo Williams
Analysis:
I’d say an even trade here. Tyler got what he needed--depth and efficiency--which
helped him secure a playoff spot. Blake got a star that he could use as a
bargaining chip, and a rejuvenated Mo Williams.
From a pure player talent standpoint Blake would probably get the win,
because he got the best player in the deal. But it’s one of those trades that
where there is more to it that meets the eye. The players Tyler received did
let him down as Conley struggled a bit down the stretch and the husilin husky
was hurt in the playoffs. The most amazing thing though is that Tim Duncan continues
to defy old age and be a fantasy asset. He must bathe in a Lazarus pit at home
Armeen
trades: Stephen Curry
Blake
trades: Lebron James
Analysis:
Stud for a stud. Blake’s BOLD move. Both are winners, maybe Blake a bit more
because Curry’s monster year gave him the edge he needed against me in the
Finals. Curry finally found a home. He will most likely be a top five pick next
year. No wonder Curry always upsets my stomach.
Tyler
trades: Trevor Ariza, Josh Smith, Andre Drummond
Armeen
trades: Kevin Durant, Louis Williams, Goran Dragic
Analysis:
No clear winner here for me. Tyler took a chance that Durant would come back
for the playoffs and lead him to fantasy glory, but it didn’t pay off. He did however;
get Goran while he was still standing in the corner for the Suns. So when Goran
traded dry heat for moist heat, Tyler benefited. Armeen got some inefficient players and was
already out of the playoffs at this point anyway.
Armeen
trades: Greg Monroe, Nikola Pekovic, MCW
Big
Mike trades: Marcin Gortat, Jimmy Butler, Darren Collison
Analysis:
Armeen wins. He got the best player in the deal, Jimmy Butler. Pek and Collison
got hurt. Monroe was better than naughty Gortaty, but not by much. I think this
was Mikes last-ditch effort to make a run at the 6 seed--it was worth a shot!
Big
Mike trades: Eric Gordon, Derrick Rose, Nikola Pekovic, MCW
Brian
trades: Jeff Teague, Marc Gasol, Deron Williams
Analysis:
Big mike wins in a landslide. Moments after the trade went through D-Rose went
down for the year and Pekovic got hurt…again. MCW was average and no longer
apart of the stat generous Philly train wreck. Gordon well, his first name is
Eric, so that has to mean something right? I don’t blame either of these guys
for making this move; they both had to make some moves if they wanted to get in
the playoffs. You take the risk here. Nothing to lose. But again the real
question here is, if Brian’s players are getting hurt then who really is using
the voodoo dolls? And why couldn’t that person have made a Curry doll for the
fantasy playoffs? Guess we will never know.
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